The inside of my head looks a bit like this
one of the many ways in which clueless preteens make gay people the magical alien Others
rather than actual human beings with faults
I RESERVE MY RIGHT TO OCCASIONALLY BE A LYING CHICKENSHIT 

one of the many ways in which clueless preteens make gay people the magical alien Others

rather than actual human beings with faults

I RESERVE MY RIGHT TO OCCASIONALLY BE A LYING CHICKENSHIT