endiness:

#never gonna be over the way his gaze follows the vial #the longing and pain in his face #all that emotion bared for anyone to see #the very essence of what makes him who and what he is has just been taken #TAKEN #and he just hurts #all that shock and betrayal and uggggh misha your face #DO NOT TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW #I AM IN A FRAGILE MOTHERFUCKING STATE

bonaventure-:

“ok so if i get the premium alaskan fish sandwhich, the chicken strips and the chicken fries are you going to have some chicken fries because i dont want to be the only one eating them” 

“why are you getting chicken strips and chicken fries they’re the same thing”

“ok im just going to pretend i didn’t hear that completely idiotic and inaccurate statement you just made right now” 

“why dont you just get two orders of chicken fries it would be cheaper”

“wow gendo thats a really great way to look at things. while we’re at it why don’t you just drive this car right out of this drive-thru and off a cilff. i mean, you know, because it would be cheaper. i dont even know you anymore”

pizza:

bugkiss:

david karp sold tumblr to yahoo for a large sum of money so he could then spend that money on getting every copy of this picture deleted from the internet forever

IM SCREAMING

Is it more boring than my fist in your face, you turd?

peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

stfusexists:

This sexist garbage is so poorly written that it’s almost funny - almost.

what is it with men writing articles where they proudly claim that men are creepy assholes

“i am openly admitting that i am incapable of thinking critically about why i respect women’s decisions less than men’s

now change yourself to suit my tastes because for some reason i think you want to fuck me after this”

thatonedave:

dickkickington:

tavbutt:

stitchedego:

O B E Y .  S U B M I T.  C O N S U M E.

FUCKING GOD WHAT IS THAT

seaweed

THEY HUNGER

hypnotizedbioluminescently:

asktoothless:

Hey guys remember when this took 8000000 years to scroll through?

I like this version much better.

nitrus-nitram:

anxietyblogger:

gay-men:

Guy holding Martini while walking his cat.

Me in 10 years

jadelyn:

thatfeministdyke:

psychobiddy:

angelicpity:

slay-z:

mellymel-mel:

thedrunkenenigma:

meditationsinwonderland:

thefitstop101:

“Our fast “food” display is now 2 years old. The word food is questionable, since the bread-like and meat-like substances have not molded or spoiled in any way. Bugs won’t even bother with it. Please think twice about giving this to your kids. You have a choice, but they don’t. We truly are what we eat.”

How scary is this! If bacteria don’t want it, you probably shouldn’t either.

Just another reason to go green! Makes me proud to be a vegetarian.

Namaste,

Anna

Or make your own burgers

^^ what he said.

LMAO I JUST DIED AT THAT WHITE GIRL GOING “NAMASTE”

OH FUCK

“NAMASTE” UNDER A PICTURE OF FAST FOOD

#food #also fuck this shaming bs #companies should be ashamed for making this #we shouldn’t be shamed for eating it

damnnnn the truth in those tags tho

Shit, is that some fuckin’ Wendy’s? I could seriously go for some Wendy’s rn.

Also, this doesn’t say a damn thing about teh scaree McD’s burgers - when put side-by-side with homemade fresh ground beef burgers of the same size, the homemade burgers didn’t rot either.

Fucking science, how does it work?

jakemalik:

this is the worst thing that could ever happen